"Expletive Teenagers" by Kristen
It was a beautiful but windy February day..
For my friend's birthday she organized (in an organized way that only grandpa can appreciate) a whale watching trip on a boat from Newport Beach, which is kind of a schlep from Los Angeles. So four of us jumped in car and schleped to "The O.C" and were very excited to do some whale stalking as I like to call it. We bought some whale stalking tickets on a boat serendipitously called "The Amigo" or "Friend" in Spanish from three teenagers in an office located next to the "Fun Zone" We got our tickets and headed across the sidewalk to our boat "The Amigo"
We sat staring at the Amigo and 2:20 came, and we thought shouldn't we be getting on soon? And at 2:30 I decided that maybe I would try to get on the boat myself (an exercise in being more proactive) but was told that "Oh, they will come and get you when they are ready to board" and then 2:40 came and our Amigo had no signs of departure.
So we when back into the office where the teenage boy who sold us the tickets was trying to get his flirt on with the older (19 maybe) office manager and asked him what the deal was.
"uh, the boat doesn't leave from this dock, it leaves on the other side of the blue gray building." (note: all of the buildings on the pier are blue gray)
and we said "but our boat is the Amigo and you told us to wait outside"
"Oh, we ran out of tickets for the other boat"
So we ran (which I only use in case of emergency) and stopped after every blue gray building, and of course it was the last one.
and it left without us.
so we got half off tickets for the next time.
"Expletive teenagers"
Nature spotted:
This ham of a Seagull who was posing for photos. No whales.
to be continued....
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